BUENA VISTA, COLORADO -- Here we go again with the scary and downright troubling eating stories!

Early this afternoon, it was reported Steve "Colorado Guy" Garufi microwaved Walmart brand fish sticks and toasted two blueberry waffles for lunch. He added ketchup to the fish sticks and ate the waffles plain - no butter, no syrup, no nothing!

"Steve, I just don't know why you do this to yourself." stated Kelly in Kansas, "The average zoo animal probably eats better than you."

"Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! That sounds so gross. Were the fish sticks soggy? That would be so disgusting and totally bland to eat." wrote Amy in Leadville, Colorado.

According to reports, Steve went food shopping at the Walmart in Salida and was fully stocked with many foods that can be microwaved for quick consumption. Although he ate his blueberry waffles plain (for he did not have butter or syrup), he added ketchup to the fish sticks to liven the flavor.

"The fish sticks were pretty good. I'm full and ready to take on my tasks for the afternoon." stated Steve.

(Adjacent photo: An in-action photo of Steve eating a fish stick with ketchup in his kitchen.)

Steve's questionable eating habits have been covered on this web site on many occasions over the years. Steve once ate a full plate of corn and pears for dinner, dined on spaghetti for six days in a row, consumed two root beer floats for breakfast and once vomited a caramel candy in front of a girl at a Starbucks. Most recently, he ate a macaroni with meat sauce to celebrate a Microsoft Hearts victory and he was recently photographed ripping into a burrito at a Colorado Springs Chipotle.

"I just don't understand what it is with you and eating. Have you ever really thought about seeking help for your issues?" added Kelly in Kansas, "I only say this because I care."

Steve has many fish sticks remaining from his box of 54 and looks forward to finishing up the fish sticks in the next few days.

"The fish sticks will definitely be gone in the next day or so, but I just might pick up something like syrup to put on the waffles." stated Steve.