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Steve Shows Farmer's Tan To Friends With Pride!
(Many Impressed With Conspicuous Tan Lines On Arms, Upper Legs and Ankles - June 21, 2007)
BUENA VISTA, CO -- Steve has a farmer's
tan and he's showing it to the world!
Steve "Colorado Guy" Garufi proudly revealed his
well-defined tan lines,
frequently termed a "farmer's tan", to many of his friends yesterday at a local cafe and weekly church gathering.
"It's almost surreal. Your arm looks
like a typical white person and the rest looks like a lobster."
stated Myranda, at a local cafe (right photo).
Later at a church-related "young adults" group, Allen of
Park County suggested
Steve raise his shorts to show off his very contrasting "leg tan" in front of nine people.
"Now that's what I call a farmer's tan." said Allen approvingly.
According to Steve, the major tan lines on his arms, upper legs and ankles
came about from his 102-mile bicycle ride to the Great Sand Dunes
National Park on Monday. Steve applied sunscreen to his
face, but failed to apply it to other parts of his body.
Not all seemed impressed with Steve's farmer's tan, including "Kansas Kelly", a regular visitor of this web site.
"I'm not sure your farmer's tan is going to help your
dating life," said Kelly,
"I have my concerns, unless you're trying to attract the trailer trash variety."
"I know I look like a freak, but I feel good about it. I'm a freak and I'm proud!" exclaimed Steve.
Left photos: Steve's ankle and arms as he played
frisbee with friends at the Great Sand Dunes.
Interestingly, this is not the first time Steve has gotten
in trouble with sunscreen. In April 2006, Steve ironically applied
too much sunscreen on his face and didn't rub it all the way in,
which had the embarrassing consequences of him
wearing large white blotches of sunscreen on his face in public for over three hours.
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