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Attempt To Drink Entire Bottle Of Coffee Creamer Goes Awry!

Steve Vomits On Friend's Patio Halfway Through Chugging Creamer - May 7, 2006

BUENA VISTA, CO -- An attempt to chug an entire bottle of vanilla caramel coffee creamer went awry yesterday with Steve "ColoradoGuy" Garufi vomiting horrifically on a friend's front patio yesterday. Steve only drank half of the bottle of creamer before hurling with the camera in view.

The idea was to celebrate the hard work he had finished with his new web site about the Great Sand Dunes National Park in southern Colorado, but strangely, Steve chose to impulsively drink an entire bottle of coffee creamer as the means to celebrate.

Public reaction to the incident seemed to focus on the negative aspects of the outcome.

"To be very very honest, I think what you did was immature." wrote Vivian from Malaysia, while in the chat room.

"Immature for a thirty something guy - that's something a college kid would do." she added.

"The thing is, I wasn't trying to be funny." explained Steve, "I just thought it would be fun to drink a full bottle of coffee creamer."

"I just didn't realize how sweet tasting it would be. That's why I spit up a little bit on Jennifer's patio." added Steve.

As seen in the adjacent photo, Steve barfed some of the coffee creamer on his friend's porch.

"That was really funny to watch, but it would have been nice if you would have yakked on the grass and not on my patio." said Jennifer, after examining the contents of the coffee creamer.

Steve emphatically denied that he chugged the bottle as a way to impress his attractive neighbor, and upon all the negativity, he refused to comment any further about the incident.

Steve has been criticized in the past for engaging in similar kind of behavior. Last summer, Steve drank mineral water from a 38-year-old antique bottle and hurled on another friend's kitchen counter top. He also ate spaghetti for six days straight and once ate an entire box of Jujyfruits in 124 seconds in a park in Manitou Springs.

For some, the question is: Has Steve learned his lesson for drinking the coffee creamer?

Sharon in Colorado Springs did not think so. "It's like you do disgusting things like this just to get a rise out of people." said Sheila, "It's not really funny."

More Pictures From Chugging The Bottle Of Coffeemate Creamer
Steve Garufi I really was extremely happy over visiting the Great Sand Dunes on Saturday, and accomplishing some of the work I got done with my new web site: www.GreatSandDunes.net. I am not sure what I was saying when Jennifer snapped this photo of me.
Creamer By the way, I typically use just a touch of coffee creamer in my coffee, and I usually go with quality gourmet coffee using a french press. ;)

TOP PHOTO: It actually tasted pretty good at the beginning.
BOTTOM LEFT: I probably would have chugged the whole thing, but the coffee creamer came out fairly slow.
BOTTOM RIGHT: And because of that, I had to stop. Not fun! :(

Here are all of my coffee related pages:
  • Couldn't Open Coffee Creamer
  • Mocha Spill at Local Cafe
  • Visit To High Rise Coffee (Colorado Springs)
  • Java The Hut Cafe
  • Old Coffee Cups On Work Desk
  • Provin' Ground Cafe (Leadville)
  • That was the mess I made on Jennifer's patio.
    Jennifer thought everything was funny except that I didn't spit it up on her grass. Sorry Jen!


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