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2011 Garbage Slam Bowl - A Rivalry Rich In Tradition

In the final week of the season, two fantasy football teams play in a historic rivalry game that's unparalleled in the history of sports. This annual match up is bigger than Alabama vs. Auburn or the Boston Celtics vs. the Los Angeles Lakers. It is the Garbage Slam Bowl!

Garbage Cans

(Steve) Steve
Rivalry equivalent: New York Yankees

"The Phoenix Slam are the suckiest team ever. Everyone feels sorry for Phil each year. Mike Dukakis lost, John Kerry lost, and now it's time once again for YOU to lose! Go sit in the corner and cry." -Steve

Phoenix Slam

(Phil) Phil Ladden
Rivalry equivalent: Boston Cry Sox of Taxachusetts

"Steve, pardon the pun, but your Garbage Cans are a piece of trash! You've been in last place for much of the year! You talk a big talk and you're a Yankees fan, but how many rings do you have? None. Zilch. Nada." -Phil


Rivalry History

Overall Record: Garbage Cans lead all-time series 5-1.

Although we are friends in real life, the smack talk and animosity always builds throughout the season between the Garbage Cans and Phoenix Slam.

2007 Regular Season - Garbage Cans won 174-114. Matt Hasselbeck had a huge passing game, Steven Jackson and Brandon Jacobs each had multi-TD games, and the Detroit defense went wild with two INT's for TDs and a punt return TD against Chicago to blow out the Phoenix Slam.

2007 First Round Playoffs - Garbage Cans won 158-143. Controversy struck in this one. The Garbage Cans were far ahead, but the Phoenix Slam still had Peyton Manning and Reggie Wayne yet to play on Monday night. The Colts offense went wild against Baltimore, with the Manning/Wayne connection scoring fantasy points like crazy. However, the Colts were so far ahead at halftime (the score was 31-0), Manning and Wayne were benched for much of the second half. That secured a narrow Garbage Cans victory 158-143. To this day, Phil still complains about this unfortunate turn of events. :-D

2008 Regular Season - Phoenix Slam won 117-100. The Garbage Cans had their biggest bye week. Both starting RB's Marion Barber and rookie sensation Matt Forte, QB Tony Romo and TE Chris Cooley were all out. Chris Johnson and Brandon Marshall were the top performers for the Phoenix Slam.

2009 Regular Season - Garbage Cans won 111-91. It was a dismal year for the Garbage Cans. At 3-9, they were in last place, but of course they played their hearts out against the Boston Cry Sux of Massachusetts. Thanks to huge games by rookies Robert Meachem (see his amazing offensive fumble TD!) and Jermichael Finley, the Garbage Cans ended their season on a high note by defeating Phil, who did win the 2009 Manager of the Year award.

2010 Regular Season - Garbage Cans won 111-59. Led by MVP quarterback Aaron Rodgers and the tough WR combination of Roddy White and Jeremy Maclin, the Garbage Cans dominated in an embarrassing and lopsided blowout.

2011 Regular Season - Garbage Cans won 119-86. Percy Harvin and Marshawn Lynch had two TD's each (see Lynch's amazing 15 yard scramble!) and Roddy White and Mike Tolbert also chipped in TDs to lead the Garbage Cans to a decisive victory. The Garbage Cans were winning by 65+ points after Sunday's games. Phoenix Slam QB Philip Rivers had his best game of the year on Monday Night Football to make the match up seem somewhat close.


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